Calving Season: Swoope Almanac – March 2017

Calving Season Begins March 1st

Green grass emerges from its brown, dormant cloak of winter. Northern Harriers glide and teeter, close to the ground in search of anything that moves. In the vast grasslands of Swoope, Virginia, the headwaters of the Shenandoah River it’s voles they hunt. American Plum pushes forth its white blooms, and the metallic-blue, white bellied, male Tree Swallows arrive to guard nesting sites for their lifetime mates. This is March, the beginning of calving season on our beef cattle farm.

The “Backfield” herd. They are all pregnant and in great condition.

We have 135 pregnant beef cows that will give birth beginning around March first. It is absolutely the busiest time of the year on the farm and most days and nights during March we have to be on…24/7. Seventy percent of the calves are born during the first thirty days.

The cows are divided up into two groups of mature cows and one group of first calf heifers. This year we have 25 heifers. We keep them in the small fields close to the house so we can keep close watch on them because sometimes they do not know what is going on; they can do anything from being dumb to freaking out – screaming and hitting their baby.

Jeanne is the Herd Master

Jeanne, a ninth generation farmer is a cow whisperer.  She’s hard driving with little patience.  But when it comes to calves, her patience emerges.  She can think like a cow.  I saw a cow one time, dip her head at Jeanne and start charging.  I would have run.  Not Jeanne, she charged the cow!  And sure enough the cow went the other way.  All this and pearl earrings too.  I call her the Princess of Swoope.

Jeanne teaching the #811 calf to nurse his mother.  The cow has a condition called “balloon teat“.  Click this hot link for a guide to the Angus “udder scoring system“.

There is inevitably a storm or a blizzard during every calving season and we try to prepare for it. Any calf that dies, we blame ourselves for lack of attention or endurance. I remember one year we had a snow-blowing blizzard during a full moon; nine calves were born and four perished from exposure before we could get to them.  To this day we still blame ourselves.

Winter Storm Stella

This year, Winter Storm Stella brought arctic cold wind and sub-zero temperatures during a full moon. We were lucky, only receiving two inches of snow as opposed to what was forecasted. This is when we “farmer-up”. The cold was not going to take a single baby from us if we could help it.

Our farm during Winter Storm Stella.

March 14th, 7:30pm: We checked the cows in the “Backfield” group. It was snowing, 26 degrees(F) with a howling wind making the temperature far below zero. Cow #X2’s baby is shiverring on the ground.   It is cold to the touch. Jeanne puts her finger in its mouth, barely warm. We pick the calf up and carry him to the back of the Jeep. Jeanne’s old mail Jeep is a perfect calf carrier.  I call it Uber for calves.

Uber for Calves

With the back hatch open, I sit in the back of the Jeep with the cold, wet calf on my lap. Jeanne drives the Jeep slowly toward the barn while making a sick calf call…the mother follows in a panicked kind of way. I watch her bulging eyes and breath shooting out of both nostrils as she follows. She smells her baby, screams a little then follows. A couple of times the cow puts her head in the Jeep.  Her head appears much larger than normal to me as she smells my face, looking for her baby.

A few times she gets confused and runs around the Jeep. We stop, set the baby out on the ground, let the pair reconnect then back into the Jeep to the barn.

At the barn, Jeanne opens the gates and I carry the calf to what we call the “porch”. It’s an extension of the barn having a roof and two sides.  It will be much warmer where they can be out of the wind and bond in private.

The Calf Cooker

10:30pm: We check the “Wheatlands” group. Cow #125 calved and it is cold to the touch. It will probably not survive the sub-zero temperatures. We pick him up, put him in the Jeep and return to the barn, leaving his mother alone in the dark.  We put the calf into the “calf cooker”. It’s actually a calf “warmer” and it looks like a big lunchbox with a heater in it.  His mother will be miserable, looking for him all night but her baby will live.

This is what we call the “calf cooker”. It’s actually a PolyDome Calf Warmer which has a small electric heater. We put cold newborns in it to bring them back to life.  This one is warmed up and  ready to go back to his mother.

There aren’t any additional cows with calving behavior so we go to the house for some rest.  Laying in bed, while Jeanne sleeps, I worry if I had put the calf cooker on too hot a setting. Tomorrow we may have potroast..

Arctic Cold

Up at 5am. Thirteen degrees and strong wind. Suit up in coveralls, boots, coats, gloves…the moon lights our way to the barn. The ground crunches as we walk. Filled with anxiety we hope the baby in the “cooker” is alive. We peek into the cooker and presto! The little guy is standing up and gives us a loud good morning Baaaa! “I want my mother!”.

Jeanne and I take the baby to its mother in the Wheatlands field. It’s not quite pitch dark due to the full moon so we drive with no headlights. We assume she, as a good mother, will be in the same spot where she calved. She is.

We drop the baby off right in front of her and they immediately hook up.

For the rest of the morning, two more cold babies receive the “cooker” treatment.  It’s like a revolving door on this fridgid day.

OB Chains

1pm: Jeanne and Bob (our helper during calving) see cow #414 is in labor. One foot out and a nose. Where is the other foot? A foot back is really bad.  Both may die unless assisted. They walk her into the barnyard and into the chute. Once her head is caught in the head catch, Jeanne goes into the womb with her arm, finds the leg that’s back, brings it forward along side the other leg and puts calf-obstectric (OB) chains around the two feet. I’m holding the cow’s tail, Jeanne and Bob are in the chute directly behind the cow. They attach handles to the chains and gently pull the legs when the cow pushes. It’s an easy pull. The warm calf comes out and they carry it to the adjacent pen.

He’s dead

We are all bewildered.  The calf is dead.  Could we have done more?  Was it our fault? She wasn’t in labor that long; it was an easy pull. What happened? That calf should not have died.  Where did we fail? Why did the calf die?  We will never know and we will live with that thread of guilt for a long time.

She will lick the dead baby dry trying to make it live, not understanding.  We all know what has to be done; graft a calf on this mother.

Grafting the Calf

As we continue checking cows and calves in the sub-zero temperatures, Jeanne gets on the phone to our beef cattle neighbors to see if anyone has a twin or orphan calf they want to sell. We are going to “graft” a baby onto the #414 cow.

We exhaust all of our beef cattle friends. There are no extra babies out there at the moment due to the weather. When there are no beef cattle babies, we resort to dairy calves. I call my friend Kieth in Weyers Cave to see if they have any babies for sale. Bingo! They have one.

3pm: Jeanne feeds hay to the herds with the tractor. Bob, drags the dead #414 baby to the other side of the barn and hangs it from an iron hook to skin it. He leaves the umbilical cord and tail intact with the skin.I put our border collie, Val in the Jeep and drive to Weyers Cave to get the dairy calf.

Holstein Bull Calf

Keith meets me at their maturity barn. It’s a five day old Holstein bull calf. It’s a pretty big black and white calf. Keith helps me lift him into the back of the Jeep. The calf stands up in the back and remains fairly calm.

Keith says, “Well, are you going to tie him up or anything?”

My mind flashes back to other beef calves I have picked up for this purpose which was like wrestling with a billy goat in a small cage.

“No, he’ll be alright”, I reply.

Val Looks Scared to Death

Val, takes a look at the calf.  I guess to him it looks like a giant border collie. He sneaks into the footwell of the passenger seat, curls up and hides his head between his paws.

Off we go. The bull calf stands up the whole time during the forty-five minute drive back to the farm.  He would make a great sailor with that kind of balance.

Meanwhile, one of the heifers, #152 has just had her baby so Jeanne and Bob put the pair on the “porch”. The mother will lick that baby warm.

Uber for calves arrives at the barn.  Bob and I put him in the cutting room of the barn and tie the black Angus skin on him with baler twine.

5:30pm: Jeanne moves the #414 cow into the chute. As the cow walks down the chute I place a four foot long pipe behind her in front of the posts in the chute to prevent her from backing up. Jeanne walks behind her in the chute with a syringe of magic drugs that will make the cow go to la-la land for wile. She gives the shot as the the cow walks down the chute into the head catch.

She Takes the Calf

Bob and I walk the Holstein calf wearing his new “skin” in front of the cow in the head catch. She takes several deep smells and gives out a cow’s motherly sound. It’s the “Oh my God, it’s my baby” sound.  Once we hear that sound we know it’s going to work. Jeanne places the calf along side the cow and his head near the udder and wow, the calf starts sucking immediately. The cow makes more cooing sounds.

We release the cow from the head catch and put the two in the pen next to the chute to let nature take it’s course.  That dairy calf nurses for all he’s worth.  He’s much taller than a beef cattle baby so he has to turn his head sideways to suck.  He sucks her on his knees even nursing while she lays down. He has hit the “mother load”!  A happy pair.

Cow #414 with her miracle baby. Jeanne grafted a Holstein calf onto her using the skin of her dead baby and happy drugs.

American Bald Eagle

7:30pm: Back to the calving fields we go. It’s still sub-zero and windy.  Only a strong newborn calf and a good mother can survive in this kind of weather. In the Backfield, cow #44 had her baby.  It is up, dry and sucking; they will be fine. On to the Wheatlands field. As we drive in I see a Bald Eagle fly over the pasture in front of us with the snow covered mountains in the background.  The Eagle is carrying a large stick in its talons, nesting material.

This moment concluded another day during calving season.  We both feel so fortunate to be farmers and to be living in such a beautiful place.  Even though the days are long sometimes, it makes us appreciate the hard work of all farmers.  We don’t think of it as work but rather a chosen way of life.


  1. Excellent and inspiring, Bobby. Loved the calf warmer and successful adoption.

  2. charlotte says:

    You make me proud to live in the Valley with such cool neighbors like you and Jeanne!

    • Bobby Whitescarver says:

      Charlotte, thank you so much for your comment and friendship. So look forward to seeing you soon!

  3. Sandra Krichbaum says:

    You should consider writing a biography or even a children’s or tween book about the life of the Princess of Swoope. Your technical work is great but for this, you have a heart warming style.

    • Bobby Whitescarver says:

      Sandy, thanks so much! Yes, Jeanne, the Princess of Swoope is so worthy of a book! I look forward to writing it. Thanks for your kind words.

  4. Roger Montague says:

    Bobby, What a delightful read. I really enjoyed it. It must really be rewading to do what you do. Say hello to the Princess.

    • Bobby Whitescarver says:

      Thanks Roger. I really appreciate your kind words and support. It is indeed very rewarding, especially being with the Princess.

  5. Anne Nielsen says:

    Wow,I just learned some things I never expected to know. Great blog and photos too. You surely picked the right gal to marry! Best to all, hang in there. It doesn’t seem much like a retirement job to me. Anne

    • Bobby Whitescarver says:

      Anne,good to hear from you as always. Yes, I am a lucky man to have Jeanne. We both love retirement. Please come to visit.

  6. Hey, Bobby ~ an amazingly wonderful story of a cow’s mother-love and a cattleman’s and cattle-woman’s love for their herd. What hard work… what success. Congrats, and hope to see you on the 25th!

    • Bobby Whitescarver says:

      Betty, thanks for stopping in and posting. I so enjoy your journaling! I hope to be there on the 25th.

  7. Sidney Burr says:

    Reminds me of the movie with James Stewart and Maurine O’Hara I think – saving their cattle in a blizzard. You so beautifully describe the hard life and challenges of a farmer and the satisfaction that life gives him. You are a lucky person to be doing such rewarding work, with Jeanne and Val at your side, and savoring every minute, good and bad. There seems to be a book in here waiting to spew forth – maybe in your “spare” time!

    • Bobby Whitescarver says:

      Sidney, I can’t wait to meet you. Thank you for your kind words, support and love. Jeanne and I feel the love.

  8. Kathy Solomon says:

    Thanks for sharing this fascinating day out of the pages of your journal. Hats off to you and Jeanne and best regards.

    • Bobby Whitescarver says:

      Kathy, so good to hear from you! Thanks for stopping in and posting. We miss you and Dan. Hope you both are doing well.

  9. Jane Hanger says:

    Great read and wonderful information! Keep up the great “way of life”!

    • Bobby Whitescarver says:

      Jane, thanks for taking the time to read it and posting your comment. Hope to see you and Darrel soon.

  10. Barbara Brothers says:

    Beautiful narrative!!! Thanks so much for sharing this window into your lovely and difficult calving routines. You guys are amazing!

  11. George Norris says:

    A wonderful accounting of the calving season, Bobby. My cattle experience was not of the magnitude of yours but your writing brings back many great memories. Thanks for that. Hope to visit someday ad meet the Princess.

    • Bobby Whitescarver says:

      George, what a nice note. Thanks for stopping in and commenting. You are welcome anytime. Please come.

  12. Henley Gabeau says:

    LOVED reading about your life among the bovines during this season. The animals are fortunate to have you two as their caregivers.

  13. Beth McGee says:

    Great story Bobby. Really enjoyed it. You and Jeanne are such caring, thoughtful “parents” to your bovine children. Here’s hoping that spring is really here!
    Take care,

    • Bobby Whitescarver says:

      Beth, thanks so much for stopping in and leaving your kind comments. Spring is definitely here. I wish a better Trump budget was here. There is so much work to do.

  14. Ann Jurczyk says:

    Heartwarming. Makes me appreciate my grandparents even more now — a school teacher and dragline operator — before farming 200 head in “retirement.”

    • Bobby Whitescarver says:

      Wow, that’s a lot of cattle. This year, Jeanne and I are both retired and it is much less stressful. When we both had full time jobs it was pretty stressful.

  15. Lee Beam says:

    OK, I went from smiling to crying a bit! As always, you are a great writer but this was incredible. I remember helping my uncle George in lambing season – it was similar, yet on a smaller scale. Thanks for sharing this with us!

    • Bobby Whitescarver says:

      Lee, it is always good to hear from you. Thanks for taking the time to read the post and for your very kind comments. I know you are enjoying your new place.

  16. OMG, you make me feel like such a slacker….so proud of you and Jeanne for carrying on what has to be done to feed us slackers.

  17. Alvaro Campomanes says:

    Hello Bob,
    What a beautiful story and way of life. Always glad to read your posts. Thank you and enjoy the Spring!

  18. Jeff Corbin says:

    Bobby I don’t think I have ever commented on one of your posts, although I read them all. This one is amazing. Not only is it a heart-wrencher, but truly shows the hard work, determination, and love of life that you and Jeanne put forth. Thank you for what you do…and writing about it!

    • Bobby Whitescarver says:

      Jeff, thank you so much for your very kind words, it means a lot coming from you, one of my heroes. We have much work to do…

  19. Becky Faught says:

    One of my favorite blog posts of yours! I am so glad that you share this with me; it is a treat that brings a little bit of Virginia to me out west in Arizona. I often use your blog to educate my team (mostly administrative) about the life of a farmer who believes in conservation and the importance of our mission at NRCS. Thank you for all that you do for the Valley. I wish I could pick a favorite part of this blog but I loved it all. Take good care!

    • Bobby Whitescarver says:

      Becky, thank you so much for your most kind words. We miss you in Virginia. Thanks also for using the material on my website; that is what it’s for. Good luck to you and NRCS in Arizona. If I can be of assistance please let me know.

  20. Bernice Eubank and Roger Canfield says:

    How heart rending and beautifully idyllic is your life; your writing allows us to live it with you stalwart, soulful folks, both. You do it so elegantly, blood, pearl earrings, and manure covered overalls combined. Despite his discomfort with the huge border collie, that Val will be Dexter’s (god rest his soul) equivalent someday, we are certain. Thank you for sharing these.

    • Bobby Whitescarver says:

      Roger and Bernice, thanks so much for taking the time to right such a nice note. We are looking forward to our July outing in Cornstalk.

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